Friday, May 22, 2009

ANGRY !!!!!!

DAMN !!!.....

Some asshole just dented my car !!!.. SHIT !!!

Must be carrying some shit load of crap and while loading it into his crappy shitty car, and bumped the tailend of whatever shit he was carrying, onto my left front window pillar !!!!

Left 2 freaking dent marks !!!

ARRRGhhhhhh

TMD !!!! F#$^&*(*) !!!!

Got to spend money to fix it, such an eye sore !!!!!

May I bless this crappy driver with 50x more deeeeeepppperrrr dents on his car and spider cracks on his windscreen in the next 50 cars he would ever drive !!..... And he'll need more tire changes cos they will be punctured every week, and he'll need to replace his windscreen and rear screen and windows every now and then..... from today onwards !!!
May his shitty car breaks down in the morning along the highway and tunnel every other day...
May all the bird shit descend upon his car from all the 4 corners of Singapore and Malaysia, granting him the permanent showers of blessings, forever and ever after.......

2 After Thoughts...:

charsiewrice said...

Console you... no matter how well a person parked his/her car, sway means sway.

i like your cursings though. i wanted to help you to curse more, but i couldn't find any other things to curse liao.

- Minor Car Accident Queen

Big Daddy said...

Thanks for the support and understanding...

Once you have inspiration on how to add on to my 'blessings' for that lucky asshole that dented my horse... OH PLEASE help contribute, so that his/her life and all the cars to be driven by that asshole, curses will follow long ever after...